About Advice5Cents

Miss Know-it-All’s and Miss Told-You-So’s Very Correct and Exemplary (and also Fake) Advice Column” where “Two rights means you can’t go wrong!”

Ms. Know-it-All, a.k.a. Ms. KIA

Ms. Know-it-All is originally from a suburb in a galaxy far, far away, otherwise known as Utah, but has since lived in big and small cites on both coasts. She comes from a long line of bossy women. Her advice specialty is dating relationships. She learned a lot in her dating days, both from personal experience and from the stories of her friends. She has an advanced English degree; therefore she has no real skills except the ability to write, and sometimes even makes a point. Using her arsenal of nouns, verbs, adjectives, and common sense, she offers a unique perspective so people can deal with real-life problems and issues. She is, therefore, a writer and advice-giver, not a licensed psychologist.

Ms. Told-You-So

Ms. Told-You-So is originally from Colorado, which means she ain’t going to dawdle around the truth. Advice, like coffee, is best served piping hot and if you can’t take the heat, don’t put the cup in your crotch. As the wisest of many siblings, real and imagined, Ms. Told-You-So is prone to giving advice. Her specialty is telling you the truth, cause it’s for your own good. Ms. Told-You-So has a BA in English – Creative Writing which leads many people to think that she works for free; she doesn’t. Stop asking. Since Ms. Told-You-So comes from humble beginnings, there’s no PH.D; she ain’t no psychiatrist or psychologist and you have to provide your own chair. Tell her your troubles and she’ll dish you up a slice of down-home advice. Bless your heart.